On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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