I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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