he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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my tree rotates... so even the "just made the cut" always make their way back around ;)
Haha this is actually pretty funny!
How was his candy cane
haha exactly how id describe my ex
we apologize if he wasnt everything you wanted for christmas.
I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!
Okay, this is hilarious!!
to be honest everyone the posts here is fucking retarded. you all should shut up lolz.
I've seen funnier dolphins eating bananas.
Let me do you.
...up the butt.
Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks.
The back of the tree is what you do after too much eggnog that you don't want your guests to find out about
hey.... the OP is a slimy cunt