thus making me awesome and them whores
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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