so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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