How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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