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  • i dont like doing it my self but when guys do it to me it does feel better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:26am
  • ?? This is pretty lame who came up fingering?????

    Submitted by SmexySmurf on Aug 29, 10 at 12:44am
  • my white cum is good for a girls skin! After Emily fingers herself we will fuck and I will cum on her breasts!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:27am
  • i always feel like i can't get my fingers far enough inside of me for it to be pleasurable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:10am
  • ok is it just me or have there been an awful lot of Emily texts lately???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:58am
  • For a website that glorifies heaving drinking and getting laid, there sure are a lot of pussies making posts on a message board between 11pm and 5am. Sweet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:51am
  • 9:04 - seriously! who waited for puberty...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:27am
  • 12:56 made me lol... this site is a great read at 1am.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:07am
  • 12:57 & 1:22 - gross?? seriously honey, it's your body, there's nothing gross about it (plus, I think once you discover your g-spot you'll get over it...) G-spot occurs in less than 20% of women...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:40am
  • eww i dont touch myself, i dont let guys finger me either it feels gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:22am
  • Its rare but there are people who really don't know how to pleasure themself. My girlfriend was one of those. She had heard that sex hurts and so assumed that would hurt and was simply to nervous to find what felt good. She knows better now and does it regulary though although still assumes sex would hurt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:37pm
  • i'd rather my boyfriend do it.. doesnt feel the same when i do myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:16pm
  • yeah i was 8 when i discovered the joys of masturbation... my old roommate discovered hers when she was like 4. you guys are pussies :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:43pm
  • um, not give herself the finger...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:13pm
  • I figured that this was the kind of thing that became intuitive in your early teen years. Maybe I was precocious that way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:34pm
  • better yet, go for your clit, most women find it easier to cum like that than with fingers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Emily needs a vibe...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:49pm
  • I would have told her to go to youporn and watch a video, better to get a lesson from a professional

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:30pm
  • hmm id luv 2 finger her for her... i luv gettin on other girls... yumm =P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:35am
  • @1:24am you made me laugh so hard!!! thank you!!!! GOSH EMMILY!!!!!! Learn how to please your self already gosh!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:14pm
  • I'm suddenly glad we didn't name our baby Emily. LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:25pm
  • There have been so many Emilys mentioned on this site lately. I'm an Emily, so it's especially glaring for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:33am
  • 11:51....pocket rocket is soooooo good :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:15am
  • 5:23 Every (straight) girl needs two BOB's. The battery operated version and the bend over version. Even if your not into it, it's nice to have a guy thats willing to try something new.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:42am
  • are you ACTUALLY from 510 and is your name matt? if so, thanks for having such a hot gf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:06am
  • 12:57 & 1:22 - gross?? seriously honey, it's your body, there's nothing gross about it (plus, I think once you discover your g-spot you'll get over it...)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:34am
  • if it was me i would have given emily a hands on lesson.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:19pm
  • BOB = battery operated boyfriend. All of the pleasure, none of the bullshit. Problem solved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:23pm
  • im an Emily too. i take this offensively.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:17am
  • 827... dude, what the fuck is wrong with you. Your statement has NO context. Go shoot your cum watching youporn for the rest of your life. And to Emily, if you can't do it yourself, go get laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:55am
  • Definitely NOT gross, you just have to figure out what feels good for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:05am
  • She sounds dumb in the face, or shes lying to pretend to be some goodie two shoes. " OH I DONT MASTURBATE THATS YUCKY." Bitch please, we all know you've been touching your self since you were 16.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:40am
  • O_o @ 2:10 & 2:27 Thanks for sharing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:45am
  • gah i love fingering my gf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:53pm
  • haha.... 9:04 YUP!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:28am
  • There sure are a lot of Emily's out there...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:34pm
  • 11:14 number 1....maybe it was sarcasm??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:16pm
  • wikipedia it. duhh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:41am
  • Why didn't you just go over and show her? Would've saved you so much time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:16pm
  • 7:17 AM Emily--Unless this was you, get over yourself. If it's you, I'd say you've got a problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:14am
  • i cut my nails all the way down, but i'm still always afraid i'm going to tear something...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:27am
  • Uh, yeah, that was definitely sarcasm. I thought it was obvious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:23pm
  • Someone hasn't had nearly enough phone sex... Give me five minutes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:58am
  • i fucked an emily once smelliest but tightest pussy i ever fucking had

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 7:41am
  • I don't see why that's marked so much as a "Bad Night"... It sounds like a pretty nice night to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:08am
  • Seriously, I thought everyone figured this out when they hit puberty. Insert fingers, move fingers, repeat what feels good. Pretty basic stuff here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:17am
  • haha. I thought it was gross for a while too. them I tried it when I was actually wet. lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:41am
  • Poor Emily! She must be afraid to touch herself. Otherwise she'd have figured this out a long time ago...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:02am
  • Is this Emily the same one who uses a carrot to masturbate? Is that why she needs lessons now on how to finer herself? Seriously wtf, I knew how to finger myself when I was 10. I always thought it was something everyone naturally knew how to do!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:24am
  • @11:51 AM : well said...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:01pm
  • Emily sounds like a retard. I think there are laws againts fucking a retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:58am
  • Could you explain it to me? Because I just hate fingering myself. It feels all kinds of gross. My boyfriend does it way better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:57am
  • 640- no, all women have a G Spot. Some (many) just haven't learned what to do with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:57am
  • Oh and 741, thanks for sharing. You can fuck all the stinky pussy in the world. Tight or not, odor is a turnoff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:56am
  • 3 fingers !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:38am
  • Jesus, how hard is it to flip yourself off in the mirror, really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:12pm
  • 11:12 you have such a clean mind...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:14pm
  • Hahaha... Seriously why does it take that long to explain....?????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:14pm
  • i dont want anybody else...when i think about you i touch my self!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:17pm
  • ya shit who the fuck waits till 16? I was like 10-11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:50am
  • it would be like explaining to a guy how to jerk off....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:52am
  • almost every girl named in here is emily. my name, haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:42am
  • Touch yourself? Why?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:56am
  • Fingers - vagina... not rocket science. Jesus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:47am
  • 3:53 you aren't fooling anyone.. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:13pm