yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I know her cup size but not her name....
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