The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
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So I guess you heard him cumming?
He deafened you with science!
This would've been made infinitely more funny by the use of quotation marks
Been shot in the eye during a blow job. Totally worth it!
If you keep it in your mouth when he comes that won't happen.