She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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