Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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