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  • Rather than laughing at this, donate some money to Haitian relief.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:15pm
    • Obama already sent 115 million. Where is he getting that money from?

      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 14, 10 at 4:38pm
      • Stop being a cheap ass, donations are tax deductible.

        Submitted by artnerd on Jan 16, 10 at 8:23am
  • Team conan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:27pm
  • Fuck Jay Leno

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:15pm
  • So long gae boys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:20pm
  • im with conan too. and to all asking about the NBC thang, lenos show was getting shitty ratings cause hes an old humorless douchebag so NBC bumped him in to the tonight shows time slot and conan got pushed back to later..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:26pm
  • You gotta use what ever excuse you can get. The same stuff gets old...so we have to throw some different stuff in there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 4:15am
  • i'm with CoCo Loc too. he's a lot funnier than Leno is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 12:38am
  • Sounds like you aren't very good...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:34pm
  • From you and I. What NBC thing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:14pm
  • I'd think this was fake if I didn't kind of feel the same way... I'm with Coco.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:33pm
  • I totally got a hard on right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:17pm
  • @1:58 While I agree that the previous poster is a puberty farming dick bishop, I disagree that if we hadn't gotten help after 9/11 we would have been screwed. The USA was built on, lives on, and has a tradition of overcoming the impossible. It would have been harder, yes, but we would have made it through the situation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:20am
  • Bahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:02am
  • Asshole. Leno at his former timeslot /killed letterman (who I like better, but still) their whole careers: when Conan took it, even though I think he is funnier, ratings tanked and conan consistnly lost to David Letterman. Just plain common sense or NBC after idiotically moving Leno up anyways. Know the facts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:15pm
  • What NBC thing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:14pm
  • Is she fucking conan?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:59pm
  • Hahahahaha 5:20!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:53pm
  • Linda is about the money, nothing but the money

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:19pm
  • @11:18 You are a terrible person. If there is a god (which there isn't) isn't he supposed to love everyone equally? And besides, in some sick way I hope there is a god, because if there is, you'd burn in hell where you belong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 6:06pm
  • Yessssss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:22am
  • Everyones bashing on leno but I think he's kinda funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 4:15am
  • Leno had his chance.... Conan is the king of late night, whether NBC wants to believe that or not.

    Submitted by uneed2calmdown on Jan 15, 10 at 12:27am
  • she ain't worth it if she is worried about that.

    Submitted by anomalous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:41pm
  • I can't believe how racist a comment that was. What if when your god- forsaken country got crashed into with massive planes by terrorists who think badly on your country, no one came to your rescue or helped you? You would have been screwed!!!! Just because someones skin color is different that doesn't mean that you should treat them like dirt. Aids didn't originate there. Know your facts you sick bastard. People like you are going to be the ones who create shit for every other person on this planet!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 1:58pm
  • Haha, I found it pretty amusing, actually

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:20pm
  • What NBC thing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:16pm
  • What a fucking bitch. WHAT DOES IT DO FOR HER?

    Submitted by sherm784 on Jan 17, 10 at 1:46pm
  • sucks to be you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:33pm
  • She just didn't want sex. Or she didn't want sex with you.\n\nI'm with Coco.

    Submitted by artnerd on Jan 14, 10 at 7:55pm
  • first bitches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:16pm
  • Amen. Libidos around the nation are having a moment of silence for Conan.

    Submitted by Sharniqua on Feb 16, 10 at 7:22pm
  • This can't be true and if so how boring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:17pm