I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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...with no pants
Paradoxes are fun.
No one is ever too drunk to drive a golf cart. Intoxication is a pre-requisite.
"If you ain't drinkin, it ain't golfin" Haha intoxication IS a pre-requisite.
...on the freeway.
You can't drive a golf cart without a beer in hand. Haven't you ever been golfing?