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  • I would give Anyone a footjob -Jenna

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:08pm
  • Omg I work at this cheesecakefactory!!!!! Omg omg omg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:11pm
  • PLUS has anyone here actually given a footjob....? just curious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:32pm
  • Not first. On a side note, does the OP have ACTUAL STANDARDS?? I'm impressed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:12pm
  • I'll meet you at your farm and we can tag team Jenna. I think she'll like it in the ass. (doodooface)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:08pm
  • Like the guy in the $2000 suit wants a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory! C'MON!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:37pm
  • @6:17 the 7 thumbs up and 54 thumbs down would be a hint?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:21pm
  • I have soft sexy feet. Footjob anyone?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:32pm
  • Nobody offers up a fj at the cheesecake factory, at Arby's maybe but not cheesecake factory. Also fj's are sweet and if they're the new farmville, I'm in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:44am
  • Why does everyone always think thier submissions are better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:17pm
  • agreed, 6:23. prepare for the onslaught of footjob texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:29pm
  • Bad move bro. I would have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:13pm
  • Hey farmville boy can I harvest your crops;) -Jenna

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:39pm
  • Yeah you can cum to my farm in farmville and harvest my crops. And then we can posts texts about how great harvesting each others cops in farmville is. -farmer from farmville

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:59pm
  • Not really funny... I've submitted so many funnier ones that never get posted =\ really pissed me off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:15pm
  • 1:57, well done, i was waiting for this fact to be figured out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:52am
  • I would prefer a "cankle" job over a footjob; but to each his own

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:16pm
  • 6:35 No, that's not a footjob, that's unzipping his fly with your toes..... weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:32pm
  • That's a place of eating. Cmon...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:28am
  • 6:32(2) does rubbing through the pants count?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:35pm
  • someone needs to get this Junior High chick off this website.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:16pm
  • There was a footjob post like yesterday just sayin. I bet fj's will be the new FarmVille and "You were so drunk last night you ________" texts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:23pm
  • Yeah I agree, footjobs are fucked up... I have jerked off on a sleeping girls toes but I would never let them rub my dick with their feet....ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:17pm
  • 7:08 waita make me ashamed of my name. Gtfo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:33pm
  • fake? who actually says that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:09pm
  • If you thought that was funny, be sure to tune in to Lopez Tonight on TBS at 11/10c. It's really THAT funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:26pm
  • footjobs are the best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:47pm
  • Who says they were texting while in the restaraunt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:41am
  • Why do people enjoy nasty feet on their cock?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:14pm
  • We all give each other footjobs in farmville. -farmer from farmville

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:23pm
  • FJs and cheesecake? sounds like a win to me, especially if she's hot.. cheesecake eaten off her toes mmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:40am
  • Well the text sucks, but the arrested development joke is brilliant. 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:11am
  • I've never noticed the floor at the cheesecake factory. Is there something wrong with it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:17pm
  • Mi papa trabaja en la casa y juego con migo mucho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:38pm
  • For 15 quid, I'll let you touch my penis - Ryan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:03pm
  • I thought hurricane season was over!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:56pm
  • Yez -Jenna Lololololol I'm soo funny:))))

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:12pm
  • The OP has set a new low level for the definition of a slut -- a bitch begging to let a guy stick her feet on his cock and give him a happy ending.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:15am
  • @6:17 because these suck?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:19pm
  • I'm calling fake. Why? Well, for starters, you would not text this to someone across the table from you, you would say it out loud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:57pm
  • 6:23, you are probably right. Fucking TFLN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:29pm
  • And the arrested development reference flies over everyone's head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:50pm
  • I'll see you at the farm too. But I'm first and get sloppy seconds....... And I'm last. -chuckLe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:09pm
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