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  • 72 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:12pm

    Not first. On a side note, does the OP have ACTUAL STANDARDS?? I'm impressed.

  • 69 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:08pm

    I'll meet you at your farm and we can tag team Jenna. I think she'll like it in the ass. (doodooface)

  • 65 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:37pm

    Like the guy in the $2000 suit wants a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory! C'MON!!!!

  • 68 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:17pm

    Why does everyone always think thier submissions are better

  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:21pm

    @6:17 the 7 thumbs up and 54 thumbs down would be a hint?

  • 63 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:13pm

    Bad move bro. I would have.

  • 59 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:32pm

    PLUS has anyone here actually given a footjob....? just curious.

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:32pm

    I have soft sexy feet. Footjob anyone?!

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:32pm

    6:35 No, that's not a footjob, that's unzipping his fly with your toes..... weird.

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:11pm

    Omg I work at this cheesecakefactory!!!!! Omg omg omg

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:16pm

    I would prefer a "cankle" job over a footjob; but to each his own

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:23pm

    There was a footjob post like yesterday just sayin. I bet fj's will be the new FarmVille and "You were so drunk last night you ________" texts.

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:47pm

    footjobs are the best

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:35pm

    6:32(2) does rubbing through the pants count?

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:17pm

    Yeah I agree, footjobs are fucked up... I have jerked off on a sleeping girls toes but I would never let them rub my dick with their feet....ever

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:44am

    Nobody offers up a fj at the cheesecake factory, at Arby's maybe but not cheesecake factory. Also fj's are sweet and if they're the new farmville, I'm in

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:59pm

    Yeah you can cum to my farm in farmville and harvest my crops. And then we can posts texts about how great harvesting each others cops in farmville is. -farmer from farmville

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:29pm

    agreed, 6:23. prepare for the onslaught of footjob texts

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:28am

    That's a place of eating. Cmon...

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:33pm

    7:08 waita make me ashamed of my name. Gtfo.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:14pm

    Why do people enjoy nasty feet on their cock?

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:39pm

    Hey farmville boy can I harvest your crops;) -Jenna

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:16pm

    someone needs to get this Junior High chick off this website.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:23pm

    We all give each other footjobs in farmville. -farmer from farmville

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:09pm

    fake? who actually says that?

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:41am

    Who says they were texting while in the restaraunt?

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:26pm

    If you thought that was funny, be sure to tune in to Lopez Tonight on TBS at 11/10c. It's really THAT funny!

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:40am

    FJs and cheesecake? sounds like a win to me, especially if she's hot.. cheesecake eaten off her toes mmmm

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:17pm

    I've never noticed the floor at the cheesecake factory. Is there something wrong with it?

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:08pm

    I would give Anyone a footjob -Jenna

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:11am

    Well the text sucks, but the arrested development joke is brilliant. 

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:19pm

    @6:17 because these suck?

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:52am

    1:57, well done, i was waiting for this fact to be figured out

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:03pm

    For 15 quid, I'll let you touch my penis - Ryan

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:56pm

    I thought hurricane season was over!

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:15am

    The OP has set a new low level for the definition of a slut -- a bitch begging to let a guy stick her feet on his cock and give him a happy ending.

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:12pm

    Yez -Jenna Lololololol I'm soo funny:))))

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:50pm

    And the arrested development reference flies over everyone's head.

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:38pm

    Mi papa trabaja en la casa y juego con migo mucho.

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:57pm

    I'm calling fake. Why? Well, for starters, you would not text this to someone across the table from you, you would say it out loud.

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:29pm

    6:23, you are probably right. Fucking TFLN.

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:15pm

    Not really funny... I've submitted so many funnier ones that never get posted =\ really pissed me off.

  • 40 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:09pm

    I'll see you at the farm too. But I'm first and get sloppy seconds....... And I'm last. -chuckLe