No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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I would give
Anyone a footjob
Omg I work at this cheesecakefactory!!!!! Omg omg omg
On a side note, does the OP have ACTUAL STANDARDS?? I'm impressed.
PLUS has anyone here actually given a footjob....? just curious.
I'll meet you at your farm and we can tag team Jenna. I think she'll like it in the ass.
Like the guy in the $2000 suit wants a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory! C'MON!!!!
@6:17 the 7 thumbs up and 54 thumbs down would be a hint?
Nobody offers up a fj at the cheesecake factory, at Arby's maybe but not cheesecake factory.
Also fj's are sweet and if they're the new farmville, I'm in
I have soft sexy feet. Footjob anyone?!
agreed, 6:23. prepare for the onslaught of footjob texts
Why does everyone always think thier submissions are better
Not really funny... I've submitted so many funnier ones that never get posted =\ really pissed me off.
Bad move bro. I would have.
Hey farmville boy can I harvest your crops;)
Yeah you can cum to my farm in farmville and harvest my crops. And then we can posts texts about how great harvesting each others cops in farmville is.
-farmer from farmville
1:57, well done, i was waiting for this fact to be figured out
6:35 No, that's not a footjob, that's unzipping his fly with your toes..... weird.
I would prefer a "cankle" job over a footjob; but to each his own
6:32(2) does rubbing through the pants count?
someone needs to get this Junior High chick off this website.
That's a place of eating. Cmon...
There was a footjob post like yesterday just sayin. I bet fj's will be the new FarmVille and "You were so drunk last night you ________" texts.
Yeah I agree, footjobs are fucked up... I have jerked off on a sleeping girls toes but I would never let them rub my dick with their feet....ever
7:08 waita make me ashamed of my name. Gtfo.
fake? who actually says that?
If you thought that was funny, be sure to tune in to Lopez Tonight on TBS at 11/10c. It's really THAT funny!
footjobs are the best
Well the text sucks, but the arrested development joke is brilliant.
Why do people enjoy nasty feet on their cock?
Who says they were texting while in the restaraunt?
We all give each other footjobs in farmville.
-farmer from farmville
FJs and cheesecake? sounds like a win to me, especially if she's hot.. cheesecake eaten off her toes mmmm
I've never noticed the floor at the cheesecake factory. Is there something wrong with it?
For 15 quid, I'll let you touch my penis
I thought hurricane season was over!
Mi papa trabaja en la casa y juego con migo mucho.
Lololololol I'm soo funny:))))
@6:17 because these suck?
The OP has set a new low level for the definition of a slut -- a bitch begging to let a guy stick her feet on his cock and give him a happy ending.
I'm calling fake. Why? Well, for starters, you would not text this to someone across the table from you, you would say it out loud.
And the arrested development reference flies over everyone's head.
6:23, you are probably right. Fucking TFLN.
I'll see you at the farm too. But I'm first and get sloppy seconds....... And I'm last.