But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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