I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
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Jump up and down... It will fall out eventually.
bzzzzzzz..."and why would you suspect me?"...bzzzzzzz
Check the other hole
Now THAT'S comedy!!!! :D
How could you lose your vibrator? After several years I have never been in doubt of where mine are.
have you considered a spare vibe?