His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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Why would you say sex texting? Other than that this is prettyfunny
What's worse is when the actual sex doesn't live up to the sexting.
I could imagine
"I will then insert my penis into your vagina"
"Then we will have intercourse until I ejaculate 2 mintues later."
Happens alot when having sexting with the same guy U RUN OUTA NEW THINGS TO SAY XD
Wtf is sex texting? Damn I am fucking old... What happened to the real fucking??
who says sex texting?
British guys have no game. Deal with it and just appreciate the accent. Your life will be better for it.
Ya sexting tip for girls #31: always swallow
This has happened to me, more than a few times lol :)
tall, dark, cultured, intelligent, fit and handsome..
or a mcdonalds scoffing, judge judy watching greasy hobo who reffers to women as "cumdumpsters"
haha. wow if anyone sexts, at least make it good
This makes me ashamed to be English. It's that shit.
anyone got sexting tips for a girl?
if he wants it to be good. he should describe every little detail about what hes going to do to you...
when i sext, i always do that... usually ends with the guy on the other end having to take care of some business... : )
every little detail, every little kiss to how im going to suck his dick
step 1: take of pants
step 2: insert penis
step 3: thrust
step 4: cum
step 5: snoooooooore
I've never sext'd before. Why do that when I could do you?
what do you write when you sext
well Mr Douchebag OP -- did you try to do anything to help her out? Or just sit back and bitch? You f'ing worm!!!
@12;26: Just keep writing UHNNNGHHHHhhhhhh, YEAH!
Um, you may want to re evaluate your life then.....just sayin
Yeah, don't always saythe same shit over and over every time you sext. It's annoying.
man, I feel sorry for some ladies out there...
8:18....yeah, exactly....hate it when that happens too.I find myself wishing I would have stayed home with B.O.B. instead [battery operated boyfriend] at least HE always satisfies...LOL
12:49 I just laughed so hard at that shit. 2:14 I hate that word, it's worse than Cunt, good point.
Maybe he could have been good.