I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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