Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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