If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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