Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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