I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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