Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
You are the jesus of drinking
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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