shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
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Natty light is my favorite beer. mmmm i could drink it every day for the rest of my life..
@12:44 - Here in Canada we do call them pints. We also have the British style pint glasses which you can NEVER find the States. I'll also agree that most macrobrewery beers are crap (though at a level of crap far and away better than most American beer.) Though you can still find great beer anywhere here.
Doesn't matter what country it's made, matters who is making it. Many, MANY good American beers... you're just drinking the wrong stuff. Shotgun a Pal Santo Marron brewed by Dogfish Head and then say something about American beers
your mom tastes like vodka and ash trays
@1243: Budweiser happens to be American Lager. Not pilsner. You'd think someone with your highly intuitive taste buds would know something so elementary as that.
beer is beer. There is clearly a large difference in the styles of beer from country to country. American beer still has a rich history and the mass produced beer is mass produced for a reason, large masses of people want it. Being from another country doesn't mean a damn thing, everyone still has access to the same types of beer. We can all agree though that shotgunning bud heavy isn't really a big deal though.
im sorry, but as an American even i can admit our domestics are horse piss. Anyone who thinks otherwise is in fucking denial
3:39 - AMEN TO THAT!!
I love how everyone assumes this was a dude. Obviously a chick. D'oh!!
Also I think she meant it in the filling sense, not the calorie sense. Shotgunning heavy beer is retarded. It fills up your stomach too much. Heavy beer is for sipping.
Abita Turbodog from South Louisiana is fucking awesome!
@12:04 - what is this "sipping" you refer to?
only pussies drink light beer. or the designated driver.
@11:53 GET THE/STAY THE FUCK OUT OF AMERICA.
I hate lite beer. Tastes terrible. Good ole plan Budweiser is good stuff. I won't drink Busch lite either. I'll drink Busch though. I can drink Budweiser the whole night, that's my party beer. Start off the night with a couple real good beers that taste awesome. Switch to Bud and keep on drinking.
None of you guys pointed out or discused the fact that if you poke a whole in a turkey sandwich, its still hard to drink.
2:05 & 2:21.. we need to go out and have a drink! y'all are my kind of people!
1238- goose island all day! 312!
There are plenty of amazing American beers. They just aren't made by Miller, Budweiser, or Coors. Try something by Stone, Dogfish Head, Flying Dog, Goose Island, Left Hand, Breckenridge, etc.
Pussy. Unless you and your little girl friends call the 24oz "bud heavies", in which case you're stupid. A Bud Heavy is a regular Budweirser, i.e. the opposite of a Bud Lite. Fucking rookies.
12:33 - Here, have some death.
There sure is a strange infatuation with shitty tasting light beer in this country
PUSSY! I SHOTGUN GUINNESS!
11:54, trust me. I intend to. At least we have real beer in Yurp.
1:38--And CHINA technically owns GM, It is sad but I agree with you ....unfortunately
Beer is fucking beer, you drink it, it gets you drunk. What is this bitching about how it tastes?
Bulleit bourbon neat with a bud back
2:05 is riiiiiight.
2:44 - Not really. You need to drink the light ones in order to be able to make it through the night. Us Europeans guzzle down the heavy shit all night, and we still make it through. Grow some testicles.
Absolutely right 1238. It's just that the masses don't drink them! Goose Island is one of my favorites. Or if you're in Wisconsin, New Glarus! Best beer I have ever had and I have traveled to lands of good beer. The american pilsner, however, is crap.
regular beer isn't heavy and light beer is for chicks. You need to learn how to drink.
And I'm in agreement with 11:53. American beer < tap water.
i'm going on vacation this weekend! yay!
haha i agree with you dont feel bad....a six pack of beer surpasses eating an entire loaf of bread in carbs and calories
I have a good idea! Everyone quit bitching and lets all get drunk on whatever it may be that gets us drunk! That seems fair to me.
at least call it a pint or something like that, you Canadians do everything wrong
fuck 254 meet me at mcdonalds
light beer is for guys that have some sort of intelligence and enjoy playing beergames all night without filling up. the rest of you can slowly drink your heavy beers while we pound down the light ones and party all night. you all are the real pussies.
oh and fuck europe
american beer is shit.
our cheapest, worst tasting beer surpasses the best of american beers.
abita purple haze :)
I don't like Belgians, but fucking hell, they brew a good beer.
ummm, 6:38, i'm not the person you're addressing, but WHY isn't regular budweiser just regular budweiser? bud heavy makes you sound like a tool bag.
sam adams makes several great beers that are still mass produced in America
and no one mentioned Smuttynose if you're up in New England :)
2:50- By guzzle down the heavy stuff do you mean jizz?
noone knows what buggga off means you twat
5:09 awwww tiny penis? i'm sorry :(
bud's my fave, and no, i don't live in a trailer park. sorry to burst your bubble!
ok wtf is bud heavy? wouldn't that just be regular bud? regular bud hardly classifies as heavy, am i right?
and honestly, you people get way too snobby about beer. if it gets me drunk, i really don't give a shit. (unless it's natty light)
It's good for me that I think beer sucks, apparently.
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thats America cumming on foreigners
what the fuck is a milliliter, give me gallons or give me death
You guys need to call me back when you can drink a slab, sorry - case, or two in the afternoon and call it a slow day.
I'm more of a spirits drinker. Have a few pints to get warmed up. Switch to hard liquor. Then have a few beers at the end coz you can't afford anything else.
I don't understand any part of this text. Help ?
12:29 - i was not referring to canada, no.
Fuck 2:50 and Fuck Europe. If you really want to be tough skip the beer all together and drink good ol' American Jack Daniels. (I'll give make an exception for Scotland. Their whiskey is great, too!)
Europe is gayer than 2 men fucking on a train.
Seriously, what's the big deal? I'm a tiny girl and I do this without bitching.
lol 1229. Canadian isn't much better. You need to try something from a country where real beer is made
grow some balls, pussy pusserton
This entire thing is a disgrace. If Americans are soooooo stupid and tasteless then how are we the most successful and dominant? Thats right you fucking nips and bulgarians, enjoy your lager fuckers we'll just import it because WE CAN.
12:29 - Damn, man. Can I have her phone number?
@ 1:14 - You're a fucking idiot. The beer is cheaper but also weaker. They can water it down and get away with it because you don't know what the difference is. Bud and Canadian are much stronger in Canada than they are in the States (I know from experience). it says that these "American Symbols" are treating their "loyal" customers like dog shit...well...because most of their customers are brain dead trailer park hicks who think Bud's a mans drink. It takes a real man to drink urine.
* second 3:11 my hero<3
It's just reg bud....lame ass
.......And by American Beer, do you mean Brazilian beer figuring "Americas traditional lager" and largest brewery is actually owned by INBEV now, Basically America is up for SALE
1154, Dude, really? How can you say American beer is worth the water it's brewed with? There's a reason it's called piss water. Just because it was all that was around, I had a but light the other day. It tasted like white tea. I'm being absolutely serious.
Shotgun a Guinness and I will be truly impressed. Until then stfu.
Sadly...1:38 is right.
CANADA IS THE WORST.....American beer is fine, everyone should stfu. Nothings better than Bud heavys, bbq and Giants stadium tailgating
I like to get drunk. alot. And guess what, great tasting beer is EXPENSIVE. Americans aren't stupid about what tastes good and what doesn't. its just it takes more than a few sips of chardonnay to get us drunk. we're not like you lightweight wine and cheese pussies abroad, if we were going to drink great beer to get drunk all the time, my bar tab would be a few grand a month.
Yeah, seriously. Shotgun a 750ml Steeler then we'll talk business. I don't care if you're a chick. My girlfriends little sister can keg stand like a champ and shotguns at the dinner table. They may be slightly lower class...
feel free to go back to your country then 11:40
6:05, i'm 5:35, and i think you're f*ckin awesome!
1:14, you're a retard in so many ways.
I like all beers, but dam shotgunning a good beer is a waste. Bud's a good party beer, cheap and you aren't that pissed when it gets knocked over, good for shotgunning, etc.
For all those hating on American beer, Europe has it fair share of skunk beer. Im looking at you Heineken and Stella Artoris. That is some fucking watered down shit.
I love turkey sandwichs.. i'll be shotgunning bud heavys today...
Haha, I thought "bud heavy" was only something Tulane girls from New Jersey say.
12;21, by "our" do you mean Canadian? If so, I agree!
ask your mum you dimwit imbicil american
American beer only escapes being classified as "tap water" because generally tap water has a higher alcohol content. And it tastes better.
im from europe you prick..buggga off
Turkey sandwiches taste better than any kind of bud. And shotgunning is a waste of a perfectly good beer.
@1:32, i hate pussies who count their drinks. And especially brag about them. Nobody gives a crap what you drink.