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  • 45 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:18pm

    im sorry, but as an American even i can admit our domestics are horse piss. Anyone who thinks otherwise is in fucking denial

  • 46 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:16pm

    Natty light is my favorite beer. mmmm i could drink it every day for the rest of my life..

  • 46 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:27pm

    3:39 - AMEN TO THAT!!

  • 45 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:03pm

    Doesn't matter what country it's made, matters who is making it. Many, MANY good American beers... you're just drinking the wrong stuff. Shotgun a Pal Santo Marron brewed by Dogfish Head and then say something about American beers

  • 46 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:03pm

    @12:44 - Here in Canada we do call them pints. We also have the British style pint glasses which you can NEVER find the States. I'll also agree that most macrobrewery beers are crap (though at a level of crap far and away better than most American beer.) Though you can still find great beer anywhere here.

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:54am

    your mom tastes like vodka and ash trays

  • 40 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:29pm

    ok wtf is bud heavy? wouldn't that just be regular bud? regular bud hardly classifies as heavy, am i right? and honestly, you people get way too snobby about beer. if it gets me drunk, i really don't give a shit. (unless it's natty light)

  • 36 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:04pm

    I don't understand any part of this text. Help ?

  • 38 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:51pm

    beer is beer. There is clearly a large difference in the styles of beer from country to country. American beer still has a rich history and the mass produced beer is mass produced for a reason, large masses of people want it. Being from another country doesn't mean a damn thing, everyone still has access to the same types of beer. We can all agree though that shotgunning bud heavy isn't really a big deal though.

  • 35 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:04pm

    Beer is fucking beer, you drink it, it gets you drunk. What is this bitching about how it tastes?

  • 38 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:39am

    I have a good idea! Everyone quit bitching and lets all get drunk on whatever it may be that gets us drunk! That seems fair to me.

  • 37 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:17pm

    regular beer isn't heavy and light beer is for chicks. You need to learn how to drink. And I'm in agreement with 11:53. American beer < tap water.

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:04pm

    I love how everyone assumes this was a dude. Obviously a chick. D'oh!! Also I think she meant it in the filling sense, not the calorie sense. Shotgunning heavy beer is retarded. It fills up your stomach too much. Heavy beer is for sipping.

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:11pm

    2:50- By guzzle down the heavy stuff do you mean jizz?

  • 37 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:38pm

    There are plenty of amazing American beers. They just aren't made by Miller, Budweiser, or Coors. Try something by Stone, Dogfish Head, Flying Dog, Goose Island, Left Hand, Breckenridge, etc.

  • 37 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:40am

    There sure is a strange infatuation with shitty tasting light beer in this country

  • 33 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:36pm

    abita purple haze :)

  • 34 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:51pm

    1238- goose island all day! 312!

  • 37 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:05pm

    I hate lite beer. Tastes terrible. Good ole plan Budweiser is good stuff. I won't drink Busch lite either. I'll drink Busch though. I can drink Budweiser the whole night, that's my party beer. Start off the night with a couple real good beers that taste awesome. Switch to Bud and keep on drinking.

  • 37 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:50pm

    2:44 - Not really. You need to drink the light ones in order to be able to make it through the night. Us Europeans guzzle down the heavy shit all night, and we still make it through. Grow some testicles.

  • 36 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:46pm

    12:29 - i was not referring to canada, no.

  • 35 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:46am

    haha i agree with you dont feel bad....a six pack of beer surpasses eating an entire loaf of bread in carbs and calories

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:38pm

    Pussy. Unless you and your little girl friends call the 24oz "bud heavies", in which case you're stupid. A Bud Heavy is a regular Budweirser, i.e. the opposite of a Bud Lite. Fucking rookies.

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:28pm

    2:05 & 2:21.. we need to go out and have a drink! y'all are my kind of people!

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:44pm

    at least call it a pint or something like that, you Canadians do everything wrong

  • 36 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:43pm

    Absolutely right 1238. It's just that the masses don't drink them! Goose Island is one of my favorites. Or if you're in Wisconsin, New Glarus! Best beer I have ever had and I have traveled to lands of good beer. The american pilsner, however, is crap.

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:41pm

    12:33 - Here, have some death.

  • 33 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:21pm

    american beer is shit. our cheapest, worst tasting beer surpasses the best of american beers.

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:13pm

    i'm going on vacation this weekend! yay!

  • 32 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:54pm

    8====O ~~~~~ ) - ; thats America cumming on foreigners

  • 31 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:44pm

    light beer is for guys that have some sort of intelligence and enjoy playing beergames all night without filling up. the rest of you can slowly drink your heavy beers while we pound down the light ones and party all night. you all are the real pussies. oh and fuck europe

  • 35 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:46pm

    ummm, 6:38, i'm not the person you're addressing, but WHY isn't regular budweiser just regular budweiser? bud heavy makes you sound like a tool bag.

  • 28 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:23pm

    @1243: Budweiser happens to be American Lager. Not pilsner. You'd think someone with your highly intuitive taste buds would know something so elementary as that.

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:15pm

    1154, Dude, really? How can you say American beer is worth the water it's brewed with? There's a reason it's called piss water. Just because it was all that was around, I had a but light the other day. It tasted like white tea. I'm being absolutely serious. Shotgun a Guinness and I will be truly impressed. Until then stfu.

  • 29 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:56am

    11:54[1], trust me. I intend to. At least we have real beer in Yurp.

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:35pm

    5:09 awwww tiny penis? i'm sorry :( bud's my fave, and no, i don't live in a trailer park. sorry to burst your bubble!

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:36pm

    sam adams makes several great beers that are still mass produced in America and no one mentioned Smuttynose if you're up in New England :)

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:35pm

    I don't like Belgians, but fucking hell, they brew a good beer.

  • 34 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:29pm

    Yeah, seriously. Shotgun a 750ml Steeler then we'll talk business. I don't care if you're a chick. My girlfriends little sister can keg stand like a champ and shotguns at the dinner table. They may be slightly lower class...

  • 30 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:54pm

    Fuck 2:50 and Fuck Europe. If you really want to be tough skip the beer all together and drink good ol' American Jack Daniels. (I'll give make an exception for Scotland. Their whiskey is great, too!)

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:30pm

    lol 1229. Canadian isn't much better. You need to try something from a country where real beer is made

  • 30 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:36am

    None of you guys pointed out or discused the fact that if you poke a whole in a turkey sandwich, its still hard to drink.

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:17pm

    It's good for me that I think beer sucks, apparently.

  • 31 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:47pm

    PUSSY! I SHOTGUN GUINNESS!

  • 29 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:09pm

    @ 1:14 - You're a fucking idiot. The beer is cheaper but also weaker. They can water it down and get away with it because you don't know what the difference is. Bud and Canadian are much stronger in Canada than they are in the States (I know from experience). it says that these "American Symbols" are treating their "loyal" customers like dog shit...well...because most of their customers are brain dead trailer park hicks who think Bud's a mans drink. It takes a real man to drink urine.

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:50pm

    * second 3:11 my hero<3

  • 31 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:05pm

    Abita Turbodog from South Louisiana is fucking awesome!

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:11am

    Haha, I thought "bud heavy" was only something Tulane girls from New Jersey say.

  • 25 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:33am

    grow some balls, pussy pusserton

  • 27 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:56pm

    fuck 254 meet me at mcdonalds

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:17pm

    Bulleit bourbon neat with a bud back

  • 26 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:38pm

    .......And by American Beer, do you mean Brazilian beer figuring "Americas traditional lager" and largest brewery is actually owned by INBEV now, Basically America is up for SALE

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:11pm

    Europe is gayer than 2 men fucking on a train.

  • 31 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:42am

    feel free to go back to your country then 11:40

  • 23 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:21pm

    2:05 is riiiiiight.

  • 26 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:45pm

    Sadly...1:38 is right.

  • 29 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:51pm

    12:29[2] - Damn, man. Can I have her phone number?

  • 27 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:18pm

    @12:04 - what is this "sipping" you refer to? only pussies drink light beer. or the designated driver.

  • 27 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:32am

    You guys need to call me back when you can drink a slab, sorry - case, or two in the afternoon and call it a slow day. I'm more of a spirits drinker. Have a few pints to get warmed up. Switch to hard liquor. Then have a few beers at the end coz you can't afford anything else.

  • 24 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:47pm

    CANADA IS THE WORST.....American beer is fine, everyone should stfu. Nothings better than Bud heavys, bbq and Giants stadium tailgating

  • 26 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:23am

    It's just reg bud....lame ass

  • 27 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:09am

    This entire thing is a disgrace. If Americans are soooooo stupid and tasteless then how are we the most successful and dominant? Thats right you fucking nips and bulgarians, enjoy your lager fuckers we'll just import it because WE CAN.

  • 26 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:51pm

    noone knows what buggga off means you twat

  • 30 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:14pm

    I like to get drunk. alot. And guess what, great tasting beer is EXPENSIVE. Americans aren't stupid about what tastes good and what doesn't. its just it takes more than a few sips of chardonnay to get us drunk. we're not like you lightweight wine and cheese pussies abroad, if we were going to drink great beer to get drunk all the time, my bar tab would be a few grand a month.

  • 29 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 10 at 4:50am

    @1:32, i hate pussies who count their drinks. And especially brag about them. Nobody gives a crap what you drink.

  • 26 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:20pm

    6:05, i'm 5:35, and i think you're f*ckin awesome!

  • 22 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:52pm

    ask your mum you dimwit imbicil american

  • 25 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:33pm

    what the fuck is a milliliter, give me gallons or give me death

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:54am

    @11:53 GET THE/STAY THE FUCK OUT OF AMERICA.

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:17pm

    I like all beers, but dam shotgunning a good beer is a waste. Bud's a good party beer, cheap and you aren't that pissed when it gets knocked over, good for shotgunning, etc. For all those hating on American beer, Europe has it fair share of skunk beer. Im looking at you Heineken and Stella Artoris. That is some fucking watered down shit.

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:34pm

    Turkey sandwiches taste better than any kind of bud. And shotgunning is a waste of a perfectly good beer.

  • 25 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:51pm

    1:38--And CHINA technically owns GM, It is sad but I agree with you ....unfortunately

  • 25 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:34pm

    1:14, you're a retard in so many ways.

  • 26 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:53am

    American beer only escapes being classified as "tap water" because generally tap water has a higher alcohol content. And it tastes better.

  • 23 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:47pm

    im from europe you prick..buggga off

  • 23 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:06am

    Seriously, what's the big deal? I'm a tiny girl and I do this without bitching.

  • 25 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:42am

    I love turkey sandwichs.. i'll be shotgunning bud heavys today...

  • 22 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:29pm

    12;21, by "our" do you mean Canadian? If so, I agree!