It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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