There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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