I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize