i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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