dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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