i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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