We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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