So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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