dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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