Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.