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  • Submitted by porksword on Jun 21, 12 at 2:26pm

    Deadliest snatch.

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    Submitted by WrongNumber69 on Jun 21, 12 at 1:31pm

    Doesn't matter had sex.

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    Submitted by Thompson11 on Jun 21, 12 at 5:38pm

    Aquaman abused your clam with his moray eel. But in all seriousness, you have herpes now.

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    Submitted by Dsapeer on Jun 21, 12 at 11:36pm

    Porkswood made me laugh.

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      Submitted by friskykitty on Jun 22, 12 at 8:40am

      yeah, he's good at that

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    Submitted by haliganbar on Jun 21, 12 at 5:25pm

    You were raped by a Merman.

  • 64 44
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 22, 12 at 1:54am

    I don't know, but you probably got crabs.

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    Submitted by marinebio2014 on Jun 21, 12 at 11:13pm

    I'm surprised no has commented on her use of the word "fishes."

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 25, 12 at 12:58am

      It's in the dictionary. She didn't use it correctly, though.

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    Submitted by Boxfac3 on Jun 21, 12 at 9:11pm

    Aqua herpes

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    Submitted by keto06 on Jun 21, 12 at 1:29pm

    None. I went for another chick and you went psycho and stole her swimsuit. She doesn't seem to mind though... said she" got what she wanted."

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    Submitted by heylena on Jun 23, 12 at 8:44am

    Read this as fisting line the first time through...

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    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 29, 12 at 5:40pm

    Seasex