I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
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Doesn't matter had sex.
Porkswood made me laugh.
yeah, he's good at that
Aquaman abused your clam with his moray eel. But in all seriousness, you have herpes now.
I don't know, but you probably got crabs.
You were raped by a Merman.
I'm surprised no has commented on her use of the word "fishes."
It's in the dictionary. She didn't use it correctly, though.
Read this as fisting line the first time through...
None. I went for another chick and you went psycho and stole her swimsuit. She doesn't seem to mind though... said she" got what she wanted."