Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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