I bet he comes in French.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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