Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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