on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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