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  • Lots of pissing texts lately. It kinda "pisses" me off. Im a little "pee"ved by this recent trend.

    Submitted by lockdown23 on Jun 13, 10 at 3:28pm
  • if you sleep squatting did you go to bed riding?

    Submitted by publicblumpkin69 on Jun 13, 10 at 3:28pm
  • 85% sure I know who this is.

    Submitted by ThatBitch on Jun 14, 10 at 1:33am
  • Sucks to be you. And WTF? how does that happen?

    Submitted by beaugart on Jun 13, 10 at 3:27pm
  • Waking up from a dream where you're pissing only to find yourself actually peeing somewhere other than a toilet is a shameful feeling. Unfortunately I feel this shame quite too often.

    Submitted by Thom on Jun 13, 10 at 3:30pm
  • Yeeaahhhhh Beaumont baybee(: keepin it classy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 2:24am
  • At least u didn't pee ur pants

    Submitted by barkoducer82 on Jun 13, 10 at 8:31pm
  • Gimme!?!

    Submitted by Jake2507 on Jun 13, 10 at 3:42pm
  • whats with drunk women and their tendencies to squat over top of expensive things and give golden showers? its like a hidden fantasy they have that only comes out once theyve hit Tucker Max drunk.

    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 13, 10 at 7:09pm
  • Only in southeast Texas will this happen, if you didn't know 409 is from Southeast Texas area like Beaumont and Galveston. I hope I don't know this person. hmmmm

    Submitted by rherhe19 on Jun 13, 10 at 3:34pm
  • New laptop time.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 13, 10 at 6:51pm
  • Gross!

    Submitted by maynard on Jun 14, 10 at 12:31am
  • Best/Worst night ever: Had a dream I was with a hot blonde and she let me pee on her, then I woke up with my bladder still going

    Submitted by gaterhog on Jun 13, 10 at 11:19pm
  • FAIL

    Submitted by bos2010 on Jun 14, 10 at 2:19pm