I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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Lots of pissing texts lately. It kinda "pisses" me off. Im a little "pee"ved by this recent trend.
if you sleep squatting did you go to bed riding?
85% sure I know who this is.
Sucks to be you. And WTF? how does that happen?
Waking up from a dream where you're pissing only to find yourself actually peeing somewhere other than a toilet is a shameful feeling. Unfortunately I feel this shame quite too often.
Yeeaahhhhh Beaumont baybee(: keepin it classy!
At least u didn't pee ur pants
whats with drunk women and their tendencies to squat over top of expensive things and give golden showers? its like a hidden fantasy they have that only comes out once theyve hit Tucker Max drunk.
Only in southeast Texas will this happen, if you didn't know 409 is from Southeast Texas area like Beaumont and Galveston. I hope I don't know this person. hmmmm
pretty sure it could happen anywhere
New laptop time.
Best/Worst night ever: Had a dream I was with a hot blonde and she let me pee on her, then I woke up with my bladder still going
...you like to pee on people?