Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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