yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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