carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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