Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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