Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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