Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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