I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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