It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
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I love how it shifts from whining to nagging.
Pretty accurate typing for an upside down turtle swabbing the dirty floor.