All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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