apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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