Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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