you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
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Take me home...country roads...
I think Dave sent this message
one time i microwaved a kitten
How about just grabbing a joke book? Definately a good place for you to start.
12:47... BAC stands for Blood Alcohol Content
and i think this post is hilarious!!!
So that's why my BAC was going down so fast?
this one gives me hope, TFLN
is textsfromlastnight getting a little less shitty? or should i not get my hopes too high?
Haha this is amazing. Once my friend dialed in "7-1-1" into the microwave to try to call 7-11 to deliver us slurpies.
TFLN is kind of off and on.
I studied 21 years for my BAC test and still failed.
But it isn't written on paper...it's written on the interwebs.
Your opinion isn't worth the paper it's written on...
In my opinion, these will never get old.
texts starting with "you were so drunk/high..." = not funny. theyre getting old. like yo momma jokes
Agreeing with 6:55
"You were so wasted blah blah blah, ahh way to keep it classy"
It's hilarious EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME
what do you really need to calculate when you are using BACs; the leanght of them? were you trying to use them as a vector, and why are you cloning when your drunk?
so unfair that you can play with bacteria artificial chromosomes when your drunk and i can't even find a research lab that will let me play with them when i'm sober
i didnt know west virginia had microwaves?
How do I used microwave?