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  • Take me home...country roads...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:12pm
  • WE ARE......MARSHALL!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:14pm
  • I think Dave sent this message

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:37pm
  • one time i microwaved a kitten

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:56pm
  • FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:58pm
  • How about just grabbing a joke book? Definately a good place for you to start.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:56am
  • 12:47... BAC stands for Blood Alcohol Content and i think this post is hilarious!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:55am
  • So that's why my BAC was going down so fast?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:53pm
  • this one gives me hope, TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:14pm
  • is textsfromlastnight getting a little less shitty? or should i not get my hopes too high?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Haha this is amazing. Once my friend dialed in "7-1-1" into the microwave to try to call 7-11 to deliver us slurpies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:09pm
  • TFLN is kind of off and on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:28pm
  • I studied 21 years for my BAC test and still failed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:05pm
  • But it isn't written on paper...it's written on the interwebs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:33pm
  • Your opinion isn't worth the paper it's written on...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:59pm
  • Haha! In my opinion, these will never get old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:42pm
  • texts starting with "you were so drunk/high..." = not funny. theyre getting old. like yo momma jokes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:55pm
  • Agreeing with 6:55 "You were so wasted blah blah blah, ahh way to keep it classy" It's hilarious EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:13pm
  • what do you really need to calculate when you are using BACs; the leanght of them? were you trying to use them as a vector, and why are you cloning when your drunk? so unfair that you can play with bacteria artificial chromosomes when your drunk and i can't even find a research lab that will let me play with them when i'm sober

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:47am
  • i didnt know west virginia had microwaves?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:21pm
  • How do I used microwave?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:01am