Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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