What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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