drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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